Characters

This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblences to actual people and events are purely coincidental.

Timmy Doremi He's just a normal guy from the block. He goes to art school and works part time for a mysterious art appraisal company called "Laytex."

Heather Carlson She's just the girl next door, essentially. She likes smoking tobacco, and helps Timmy find new schemes to make money the quick way.

Ayumi Mitsumoto Timmy's ex-girlfriend or something like that. She lives in the same apartment complex as Timmy, but they try to avoid each other unless bumping together having a smoke.

The Man A giant rabbit that follows Timmy around. He's something of a guardian angel, but sometimes his intentions seem questionable...

Monocole Laytex art appraiser and part time bartender, he has a certain rivalry with Timmy.

Satan He's the devil. Likes fast cars and cold beer.

Aristotle the Bottle He's just your average, everyday bottle, except for one thing...he lives in Hell. Wrapped in turmoil in life, this bottle wonders in death, "to be or not to be?"

Imposter Bottle The eerie fake Aristotle who appears suddenly in Hell, amidst controversy...

Pastor Guy He goes to my church and has dirty fingernails.

Joseph King Infomercial salesmen who'll use unscrupulous tactics to get success.

Drew The inventor of Drew's Dew, Florida City's premier lemonade beer.

Bartholomew He has something to do with Laytex, which Timmy has a mysterious involvement with.